Pete Doherty – To blame for every 2 bit idiot who thinks that because you’ve read a bit of T.S. Eliot’s verse and pretend to chase the dragon every weekend that you’re suddenly cool.
Morrissey/Ian Curtis/Noel Gallagher – To blame for every sycophant in Manchester who thinks it is the only place on God’s Earth that a few decent rock bands have come from.
Mike Skinner – To blame for every knob who thinks if you write a couple of lines about lager, football and cigarettes, then you’re the modern day equivalent of Wordsworth.
Tinie Tempah – To blame for every twat who believes geek glasses are a cool accessory.
Gerard Way – To blame for every whining middle class teenager that moans, gripes and believes that nobody could understand their pain. How bloody hard it must be to be 14, have no real pressure, be financially stable and have to endure having your own bedroom in your parents’ house.